Wednesday, March 12, 2014

ATTENTION SCAMMERS: UKRAINE IS BROKE

TO: BANK
FROM: COLLECTIONS
SUBJ: STRIFE TORN BALTIC STATE TAPPED OUT

WASHINGTON POST TONIGHT REPORTS THAT  UKRAINE HAS $4 BILLION DEBT AND ONLY $500,000 IN TREASURY. THE HEADLINBE READS

"GOVERNMENT BEGINS TO RUN OUT OF MONEY:

NO, THE GOVERNMENT HAS RUN OUT OF MONEY. THERE MUST BE ONE OF THOSE BILLIONAIRES WHO LIKE TRAVELING INTO SPACE OUT THERE WHO WANTS TO BUY A BALTIC COUNTRY, CHEAP. COULD PICK UP THE UKRAINE FOR A MERE $10 OR 20 MILLION.


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IT IS SURPRISING THAT SCAMMERS HAVEN'T POPPED UP ALL OVER THE INTERNET HUSTLING THE OLD PEOPLE AND SUCKERS OUT OF THEIR MONEY TO SAVE UKRAINE FROM THE POOR HOUSE; USE YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT, THE BANK OF NIGERIA OR SOME LONG LOST CHINESE RELATIVE IN NEED OF YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER TO ASSIST THE DOWN ON THEIR LUCK UKRAINIANS.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE CRIMEANS? WITH ALL THOSE RUSSIANS HANGING AROUND IT WILL JUST BE A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE ALL THE FOOD STARTS DISAPPEARING OFF THE SHELVES AND THE GAS PUMPS GO DRY. BETTER SET UP AN INTERNET FUND TO  BUY A TICKET OUT WHILE YOU CAN....