Saturday, July 16, 2016

#TURKEYCOUP--Another Social Media Yawner--WHIPPED INTO A FRENZY

TO TURK DOWDELL, LEPER COLONY OP
FROM SCULLERY, DUONGSON2
SUBJ BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION

(HADONG BRIDGE DISPATCH)

Once again social media has risen to the occasion and shown just how noble it can be, bringing images of soldiers, naked in the street, being whipped by outraged anarchists under the direction of the sitting regime.



While everyone is in the mood for this S&M treatment, lets not forget all of the other people who deserve flogging over this entire affair.

The Turkish government itself, that urged rebellion and chaos in the streets, instead of showing an orderly response to the attempted takeover, send throwbacks to the Ottoman Empire out there to take charge.

NATO for allowing this unruly, uncivilized, backward nation to join the ranks of disciplined military commands.

The Americans, for allowing some old fart troublemaker expat in Pennsylvania to fan the flames of sedition, where was the intel on that old geezer?

Candidates for the US election, for not having a clue of a response to the entire

"We wish them well"--

that's the best they can do? This isn't a cruise on a Carnival ship, there, Mr Big Deal soon to be nominee It's chaos and destabilization of one of the few allies in the hottest spot on the planet.

For someone who has had everything to say on just about everything that has happened already this year, suddenly he shuts his trap, shame on him--whip that man....




ATTN SCULLERY CMD HONCH, PVT JC IN RADIO HOOTCH, PLEASE REASSIGN TO PERIMETER WATCH EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY---








#TURKEYCOUP--Shades of the Ottoman Empire &--THE QUAKER OATS CONNECTION

TO LEPER COLONY
FROM PVT "TURK" DOWDELL
SUBJ TURK MURPHY, NOW PLAYING, CLUB BASIN ST.

(INCIRLIK BUREAU)--With all the cruelty and barbarity currently being served up on a platter in the middle east and its neighboring nations, why not have another dish?

This was the case yesterday as mutinous soldiers under the command of some Air Force whack job poured out into the streets of Istanbul bent on sending the government back into the 19th century.
At the urging of the president, a citizens uprising ensued which brought out the inhumanity to man once again in a part of the world where there appears to be no shortage of it.



If it weren't for social media, with scenes of naked soldiers all cuddled together in some holding tank, outraged reactionaries whipping other soldiers herded up on the streets and censored images of still others having the heads lopped off,  the whole affair would have been relegated to the back page of some sleepy town gazette in nowhere Pennsylvania.

And speaking of good old PA, home of the Pittsburgh Steelers, what has that old geezer got to do with all of this anyway. The Gulen guy belongs in a rest home, not fanning the flames of sedition back home in the Old Country. What a safe bet for the government that survived, pinning the rebellion on some old fart ten thousand miles away, a kindly old gentleman with relatives who escaped the Shah back two boats before the Titanic went down.




The whole thing smells of quaker oats...ENOUGH SAID...FWD


AL INTERSTED AND EVERYBODY ELSE--REF TO PVT TURK DIOWDELL, 0311 UNASSIGNED, H&S PLT, REGT CMD..BY ORDERS OF LT COL NG RDS...







#TURKEYCOUP--Will Someone Please Translate?--STRIPPED NAKED, WHIPPED, TORTURED

TO CPL OF THE GUARD
FROM LEPER COLONY OP
SUBJ   DUTY ROSTER

(INCIRLIK BUREAU)--Possibly going down as the most confusing coup that never happened in history, the one day affair over in the NATO Asian Minor front defies description.

First it was all about the coup attempt, then it turned into civilians marauding the streets of Istanbul, whipping soldiers as gunships fired from above at whom, from whom and why just totally unclear. Then there was the helicopter that landed in Greece full of treasonous soldiers, that was soon returned. Now there are pictures across social media of near naked soldiers being rounded up, others surrendering at a radio station?

But the biggest coup of all in this yet to be translated  confusion, is the unlikely link of the takeover by some old Pennsylvania perfessor  expat. Now the Turk government that survived wants this old codger shipped back to Istanbul where he can be stripped naked, whipped and tortured along with  the mutinous soldiers.

This, people, is no way to overthrow a government, next time have a plan and let everybody else not involved know ahead of time so that we can get the proper translators in place. In the meantime, if you want to revert back to the days of the Ottoman Empire with scenes of nude rebellious soldiers getting whipped and beheaded, just remember your son may be in the crowd, either the whipper or the whippee..



DIST ALL FWD CMDS & THOSE ON RADIO DUTY, COC BUNKER, DUONGSON 2--REF ALSO FWD TO PVT "TURK" DOWDELL...


#TURKEYCOUP--Old Men Fighting Over Power--ERGODAN, GULEN, OZTURK

TO POT SHACK
FROM SCULLERY CHIEF
SUBJ THE EARLY SHIFT--

(DUONG SON 2)--Be advised that due to the ongoing field operations the schedule at the mess hall early in the morning has changed. All personnel currently assigned to the breakfast shift will now be on station at 0300. The schedule will be in effect for most of the operation unless otherwise noted in the plan of the day.

Pot shack, scullery detail has been assigned to those designated from radio platoon; this will not interfere with their duty assigned by the corporal of the guard for perimeter watch on the early shift for the east bunkers. Those not assigned to the scullery will fill in at the officers mess.




All personnel who cannot meet their assigned duties should report to the mess captain asap in order that adjustment in schedule, if necessary, can be made.

By order of Sgt. Delta, Mess Chief, 27th RLT, Camp Duong Son 2, RVN....


DIST ALL CONCERNED PARTIES--REF TO FIELD UNITS--HADONG BRIDGE SECURITY, LEPER COLONY OP, & PVT "TURK" DOWDELL...

#TURKEYCOUP--After Action Reports---FILED RECENTLY

Washington Post - ‎3 hours ago‎
ISTANBUL — The Turkish government on Saturday quelled most of the last threats from an attempted military coup, but it was a greatly diminished Turkey that emerged from the chaos of the night before. As dazed citizens stumbled through streets littered ...
Washington Post - ‎1 hour ago‎
World leaders expressed support for Turkey and its democratic institutions on Saturday after the government quashed an attempted military coup. ITALY. Italian Foreign Minister Paolo Gentiloni said Turkish authorities must do their utmost to ensure ...
Chicago Tribune - ‎44 minutes ago‎
Members of Turkey's armed forces attempted a coup on July 15, 2016, in the capital, Ankara, and largest city, Istanbul. The ensuing hours brought explosions and violent clashes between the military and everyday Turks and police officers opposed to the ...
Los Angeles Times - ‎2 hours ago‎
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has apparently put down a clumsy military coup, but the fallout, as he punishes those who challenged his government, will plunge Turkey's domestic politics and its relations with the U.S. into new turmoil.
USA TODAY - ‎2 hours ago‎
The ease with which Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan countered Friday's attempted coup and rounded up suspects on Saturday shows the strength of his grasp on the political reins of his country. But the coup's aftermath, which has already involved ...
 
 
DIST ALL PVTS, CPL GUARD, COMMO BUNKER--LEPER COLONY FWD--HADONG BRIDGE--